1b0d 1nab0d 0nke b0d to b0di 0nke to ghalbe to nab0d man b0dam. 1dasht 1nadasht 0nke dasht to b0di 0nke joz to kasi ro nadasht man b0dam 1raft 1naraft 0n ke raft to b0di,0nke be joz to d0nbal hichkas naraft man b0dam 1khast 1nakhast 0nke mikhast man bodam 0nke hich vaght mano nakhast TO BODY!
eshgh dar pesarha hargez az bein nemiravad balke az dokhtari be dokhtar digar enteghal miyabad
dar shatrange zendegi hameye mohre haye man mate mehrabani to shodand va man ghalbam ra be to bakhtam
Age khabidi bidar sho, age bidar shodi beshin, age neshasti pasho, age pashodi malagh bezan ke az tarafe man barat sms oomade
dust daram to sib bashio man chaghu. pusteto bekanam ! ! ! miduni chera? chon age chaghu bekhad puste sibo bekane bayad doresh begarde
Age 2 ta B.M.W ba ham ezdevaj konand chi mishe?
Jhian chon ezdevaj family bode
angah ke... zarbehay tishey zendegi ra bar rishey arezuhayat hes mikoni,be khater biavar ke... zibaei shahabha az shekastane dele setareganast
ye tereyli eradat darim khedmate shoma khalish kon tereyli badi to rahe
To kisti ke man ingune bito bitabam,shab az hojume khyalat nemibarad khabam,to chisti ke man az moje har tabasome to, besane ghayeghe sargashte ruye gerdabam
Zendegi 2chiz be man amokht. . . . . . . . Ke onam be khodam marbot mishe
Boro paen
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Boro paintar
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Boro be khoda sare kari nist
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Hala boro bala vali ino bedoon bala beri paen biay DOOSET DARAM!
Dar safheye shatranje zendeghiam tamame mohrehayam mat mehrabaniat shod va man ba asp sefid ghalbam be soye to takhtam ta begoyam shahe delam DOSTET daram
in SIB , behtarin SIB , shekl SIB , sar SIB , kar SIB , ghozashtan SIB , adam SIB ( Hala SIB ro hazf kon az aval bekhon )
2ta div0one ba ham m0saferat miran.avali negahi be asemo0n mikone 0 mige:be nazart in mahe ya khorshide?2vomi mige:nemi2nam manam mesle to inja gharibam
Yar0o maghazash0 baz mik0ne mige besmellahe rahmane rahim!mibine hamash0 2zd b0rde mige:sadeghallah0l ali0l azim
Ye Kang0r0 bachash0 g0m mik0ne! Zang mizane 110 mige:agha jibam0 zadan
Be yeki migan:mikhay chanta bache dashte bashi?mige:5ta! Migan:chera nag0fti 6ta? Mige:akhe to0 akhbar g0ftan az har 6ta bache yekish CHINI e
Ar0os sare s0fre aghd bale nemig0ft!damade kami fek mik0ne mige:am0o zanjirbaf!ar0os ham z0od javgir mishe,mige:baale
Dar bikaranehaye zendegi 2chiz afsunam mikonad.Abie aseman ra ke mibinam va midanam ke nist,va khodaei ra ke nemibinam va midanam ke hast
Setareye arezoo az asmoon oomad paien be man goft ye arezoo kon. man toro azesh khastam goft mahale, goftam chera! goft man tu kare jense bonjol nistam
Do khate movazi hargez beham namiresan magar inke yekishon beshkane .Man hazeram beshkanam fagat bekhatere TO
yeki kallasho mikharune,shipisha yatim mishan
miduni T.. chejuri gusfandashuno mishmoran? pahashuno mishmoran taghsim bar 4 mikonan
Roye daricheye ghalbam ne veshtam vorod mamno eshgh amado goft man bisavadam
Be ye nafar ye otobose 2 tabaghe midan, migan parkesh kon! tabaghe avalo gol mikare tabagh dovomo chaman
Ye V... mire t0o poster f0r0oshi mige , v0lek po0ster m0n0 dari?Yaro0 mige:naa!mige:v0y,v0lek rast migi?injam tamo0m sh0de
Sar dare matabe jarahi pelastik: looloo tahvil migirim, hooloo tahvil midim
Dishab fereshteiy ferestadam ta az to moraghebat konad ama vaghti resid to khab bodi zod barghasht va ghoft hich fereshteiy nemitavanad moragheb fereshteiy dighar bashad.
Aghed khetab be aroos? Aya vakilam shoma ra ba mahrieye 1000 lit benzin va 4 adad kart sokht dar biavaram ...... Aroos rafte mashinesho gaz soz koneh
Age ye roz forokhtamet narahat nasho aghe man Gol forosham
Nioton: Dar soghot afrad dar chah eshgh jazebeye zamin taghsiry nadarad
Bozorgtarin mashghaleye fekri kodakan eneke chera dadash kaiko dasmale ghodratesho to jibe khodesh nemizasht
Mikhastam mesl sham barat besozam ama edison namard bargh ro ekhtera kard
Zendeghi 2chiz be man amokht...... ke harchi fekr mikonam yadam nemiad
Midoni.....man doset daram......man asheghetam.....mimiram barat.....mibosamet......chanta mim dareh?
Aya midanid:
1. Avalin mardani ke nakh be seke mibastan va dar dakhel telefonhaye omomi miandakhtan iranian bodand
2. Avalin mardani ke tavanestand ke az karthaye etebari telefonhaye omomi estefade konand bedon anke etebar an kam shavad iranian bodand
3. Avalin mardani ke dar avalin saderat be keshvarhaye shomali iran be jaye hana khak rangi forokhtand iranian bodand
4. Montazer khabar haye jadid ma az cart hoshmand sokht bashid....
1 roz 1 motad 2ta sigar to dahanesh gerefte bod va dash mikeshid azash miporsan chera 2ta sigar mikeshi mige yeki vase khodam yeki ham az taraf dostam ke zendonieh bad az ye modati mibinan hamon motad ye sigar mikeshe behesh migan hatman dosted az zendon azad shode mige na khodam tark kardam
Daghdaghe haye ye pesar javoon:
Kar nadaram - pool nadaram - sarbazi naraftam - mashin o khone nadaram ,...
Daghdaghe haye ye dokhtare javoon:
Lake nakhonam pak shode - mehri servis tala kharide - dokhtar khalam mashin dare - maman ghazaye khob nemikhare - arosakam ro hanoz nakhabondam ,....
Ajab donyaye bahali
Eshgh chist:
ostad hendese: noghtei ke hole noghteye javan migardad
ostad tarikh: soghot selsele ghalb javan
ostad olom: eshgh tanha onsorist ke bedon oxygen misozad
ostad riazi: eshgh tanha adadist ke payan nadarad
Salam bacheha ye khabar FORY: belakhare man ham zan gereftam.... ye hamzan barghi
Zarbol masal benzini:
1. benzin didi nadidi
2. benzin zard baradare girise
3. ba benzin benzin goftam mashin roshan nemishe
4. az in harfha boye benzin miad
5. benzine hamsaye oraniome
Shab beyade to az khab bidar misham , be daro divar mikhoram va ba hezar dardesar be to miresam
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ey dast shoeii
Zendeghi kotahtar az an ast ke be khosomat begzarad va ghalbha gerami tar az anand ke beshkanand , farda khorshid tolo khahad kard hata agar ma nabashim , biaeid kart sokhteman ra be digaran bedahim
Arabe dashte yeki ro kotak mizade migofte..komak.....komak.... behesh migan to ke dari kotak mizani chera dige kotak mikhai mige akhe yaro mige age boland sham lehet mikonam
