Hala fahmidi ke chera Albaradeei ba inke doktore to ajans kar mikone ? be khatere inke sahmieh benzin ajansha 450 lit dar mahe
Omidvaram emshab ke mikhabi ghshantarin va behtarin adam donya ro to khab bebini, vali sai kon behesh adat nakoni, man har shab nemitonam biam to khabet
Ye nafar dashte to darya ghargh mishode, boland boland dashte dad mizade:komak komak, man shena balad nistam ! torke dashte rad mishode mige: hala man tenis balad nistam bayad dad bezanam
Dar ezaye kharid har simcarte etebari irancell 20 lit benzin jayeze begirid ... kafist hengam tahvil simcart yek 20 litri be hamrah dashte bashid
Dokhtare be pesare mige: mikhai jaeike ampol zadam ro bebini? pesareh mige: are. dokhtare mige hamin tazrighati robero.
Be ye yaro migan az inke hamsaret ra azizam khetab mikoni che ehsasi dari?? mige ehsas gonah !!!! migan chera ? mige akhe esmesh yadam rafte
esfahanie ghole everest ro fath mikone azash miporsan angizat chi bood? mige khoda lanat kone kasi ro ke on bala nazri midan
Age 10 ta gol gerefti dastet va rafti joloe ayene 11 ta gol ghashang didi aslan tajob nakon in neshon mide ham kori ham khengi va ham dochar tavahom shodi
Test konkor: Hazineye mokalemat bein shahri to hame jaye keshvar 499 rial shode !! az key ta hala ??
1)Az vaghti iran cel omade
2)Az vaghti iran vaba omade
3)Az vaghti iran taon omade
4)Aslan be to che shomarato begir
Sareto bezar ro shoneham khabet begire jakhali midam bekhori zamin halet begire
Lore to saf nonvaei estade bod nanva behesh mighe har ki omad posht saret bego namoneh non giresh nemiad lore har ki miomade migofte bia jolo man vaista posht sare man non giret nemiad
Arabe ye mazrae mikhare 2 cm dar 8 kilometr behesh migan mikhai in zamino chikar koni? mige mikham tosh makaroni bekaram.
Labkhand ro hich vaght tark nakon hata vaghti kheili narahati ! chon afsordeghi kheili khatarnake hasan
Mokhaberat be ghazviniha hoshdar dad ke ba cart sokht nemitavanid ba jaei tamas begirid
Be torke migan age halat tahavo behet dast bede chikar mikoni? mige man behesh dast nemidam
Ma kheyli az enghelab dor shodim .... az emam hossein fasele gereftim .... shohada ro posht sar gozashtim ... kam kam darim miresim meidon khorasan kasi piade nemishe?
Yeki bod yeki nabod yeroz zamin ashegh khorshid shod o goft doret begardam badesh ta abad mond to rodar vasi
Emroz roz jahani poki ostokhane ! kale pok rozet mobarak
Midoni agar toye yek jib 80,000 toman va toye jibe dige yek chek pol bashe che etefaghi miofte? babat dad mizane! pedar sokhte ! chera shalvare mano poshidi?!
Dost dokhtare torke behesh mige: age tavajoh koni mibini ke neghaham bahat harf mizane torke mige inghadr harf nazan sedat gat o vasl mishe
Be khater eteraz be filme 300 az in be bad intory mishmorim: 298-299-Gol mohamadi-301
Saat 3 emshab gharare agab mondeha shafa begiran SMS zadam khab namoni
Tahala shode ye ghorbaghe leh shode bebini ? nadidi? cart meli to negah kon
Ye torke mire balaye pol aber piade dad mizane: ke ay mardom man khar man gav man nafahmam....
ama shoma enja rodkhone mibini ke pol zadin
Fohsh torki: vaghti ba man harf mizani sedato nashnavam!
Mosbat andishi yani enke age ye gonjeshk roye saret rid khosh hal bashi az inke gavha parvaz nemikonan
Torke zan mizane khone dost dokhtaresh, babash var midare, hol mishe mige: bebakhshid topemon oftade
Torkha baraye komak be Hezbollah lobnan to shahreshon msabegeye fotball mizaran albate ba belit Rayegan
Dast hayam boye gol midadan mara be jorm gol chidan gereftant ama kasi fekr nemikard ke shayad gol kashte bashahm
Zendeghi ghashange age bato bashe... marg ghashange age baraye to bashe... deltangi ghashange age baraye to bashe... man ghashangam age bato basham ama to harjor ke bashi ghashangi
Sherkat NOKIA jahat refah moshtarian irani
goshi jadidi arze karde ke be hengam type SMS ba feshar dadan kelid 1 minevise " Ye roz ye torke "
Torke ye pari daryaei mibineh mige baman ezdevaj mikoni pari mige man ke adam nistam torke mige mage fekr mikoni man adamam
Dishab toro khab didam....... emshab zodtar mikhabam ta toro bishtar bebinam....... agar bedanam ke mordeghan ham khab mibinand man ham mimiram ta toro hamishe bebinam
Adama mesl ye ketab momonan ta vaghti tamom nashand baraye digaran jazaband pas sai kon khodeto joloye digaran tond tond varagh nazani ta zod tamom beshi... baraye enke vaghti tamom beshi motmaen bash miran sare ye ketab dige
Esfahanie mouz mikhore postesho mizare toye daftar khateratesh
Be torke migan chera vaghti miri dastshoei dar ro nemibandi
mige:zerangi mikhai dar ro brbandam az to sorakh negah koni
